79 Thoughts Everyone Who's Written A Dissertation Has Had

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1. All right, think of something you want to write 12,000 words about.
2. There is NOTHING I want to write 12,000 words about.
3. Can I write 12,000 words on different snack foods?
4. Probably not.
5. Wait, the deadline's not till June???
6. That's like, forever away.
7. I could get this polished off by February and have three months off.

8. OK, so it's February.
9. What am I writing about again?
10. I should probably do a quick Google Scholar search.
11. FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT'S TERRIFYING.
12. WHY HAS SO MUCH BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT THIS ALREADY?!
13. OK, that's it for today.

14. What are these authors even talking about?
15. Is this relevant?
16. Yes.
17. Oh, wait, no.
18. Hey, you know what, I actually agree with this one.
19. Can I just rewrite what they said?
20. I mean, if I said I had never seen this book before, no one could prove otherwise, right?

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21. Actually, this is the one I agree with.
22. No, sorry, the first one is better.
23. But the second one has a stronger argument.
24. Can I write 12,000 words pretending I believe something I don't?
25. Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

26. If I write 300 words a day, every day, I'll have this in on time.
27. Three hundred words is like nothing, after all.
28. This is a great plan.
29. Such a good plan.
30. You know what, I think I'll just take today off and write 600 words tomorrow to make up for it.
31. That'll be just fine.

32. OK, 500 words a day, that's just fine.
33. That's like...one page a day.
34. Pages are really small.
35. I can do a page a day, absolutely no worries.
36. I am the Organization King.
37. So organized.
38. Such a great plan.

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