You’re not the boss of me, decorative pillow.
Chelsea: This one seems like an ominous death threat, like a nightmare where I walked into a room, someone locked the door behind me, and then whispered it through the crack.
Joanna: This is the most stressful thing I've seen in a long time.
Joanna: I like to imagine that the person saying this is screaming it.
Chelsea: I'm also picturing a woman standing in her yard, screaming, with no shirt on but big ol' undies and coffee, screaming at her kids to get in the car to go to school. Maybe this is my future. Unclear. Either way, the person who's doing this is not well and is clearly at a breaking point.
Chelsea: I think this fundamentally misunderstands what it is to be human and alive.
Joanna: SUPPRESS ALL NEGATIVE EMOTION. DO NOT FEEL.
Chelsea: Ever been on a vacation with someone who keeps being like, "Omg, I'm so relaxed! Aren't we having fun? We're having so much fun!" every five seconds? It's like that. No one is having fun if someone is constantly saying that.
Chelsea: This pillow is basically just telling women to smile which is rude AF. You shouldn't tolerate it from a man on a street and you shouldn't tolerate it on your god damn pillow.
Joanna: Sad girls should live in a cave.
Chelsea: Yeah, keep the sad girls in a cave with no pillows.
Joanna: Sad girls don't deserve pillows.
