34 Thoughts That Keep Long Distance Best Friends Up At Night

Absence makes a friendship stronger.

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1. I have a serious decision to make, but my BFF won't be awake for several more hours!

2. This is the kind of situation that needs a face-to-face discussion, not a text convo.

3. Need to reschedule my weekend so I have time to Skype with my bestie.

4. Ugh, I texted a few minutes ago and they haven't responded yet.

5. I'm not jealous my BFF is hanging out with other people...

6. Sigh, none of my local friends are as awesome as my BFF.

7. I don't know any of the people in their Instagram feed!

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8. The only thing I want for my birthday is for my best friend to be here.

9. Need to start saving up for a trip to visit the bestie.

10. Sending photos of me trying on clothes is inferior to shopping together.

11. I feel really bad that I can't be there to console my best friend.

12. Know for a fact I'll never meet anyone who could replace my BFF.

13. I'd rather stay home to face time with my bestie than go out tonight.

14. Why hasn't a teleportation machine been invented yet?

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This Is What Happens When You Reply To Tinder Guys As Christian Grey

“Like poetry of the penis.” NSFW language ahead.

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The Kids Version Of "Fight Club" Is Everything You Want For Your Child

Rule one: You DON’T talk about Horsing Around Club.

Mashable got Fight Club author, Chuck Palahniuk, to present a child-friendly version of his book, and it's absolutely amazing.

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19 Perfect Gifts For The Pug Lover In Your Life

Add some pugalicious flair to your life!

Making friends will be no problem with this in-your-face tee.

$19.99

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Or maybe this is more your style.

$16.16

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Talkin' 'bout a tie-dyed, timely tee.

$23.00

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19 Things Everyone Who Dates A Book Nerd Should Know

Books are for lovers.

If you're lucky enough to date someone who's obsessed with books, know that you're in for a truly unique experience.

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Because there's no one else out there quite like a book lover.

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For starters, you'll never run out of book recommendations and will always have someone to go to when you need a new book to read.

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But while you're highly encouraged to borrow books, it's absolutely necessary that you return them in a timely manner.

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Where In Diagon Alley Should You Work?

“There’s only one place we’re going to get all this. Diagon Alley.”

Here's The Gmail Feature You've Been Waiting For, You Drunk Blabbermouth

ENABLE IT NOW.

If you only have time to do one thing today, enable Gmail's Undo Send button to prevent this:

Undo Send became an official feature for all Gmail users TODAY, after six years of being a Google Labs option!

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First, go to your Gmail settings.

Click on the gear icon in the top right.

Make sure you're in the General tab.

Scroll down to where it says "Undo Send."

Select how long you want the delay to be.

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