Gimli: “Three feet of pure sex.”
21 Moments Every Bridesmaid Secretly Loathes
“Peen straws are a bachelorette party tradition! Don’t be such a hater!”
"I'm going to need you to travel here for bridesmaid dress shopping, the shower, the bachelorette, and to go with me when I go dress shopping."
"Can you just talk to Katie about this? She's organizing the bachelorette and she's really the one who decided on Vegas."
"Ah, don't get pregnant now! Then you'll be pregnant at my wedding!"
"I don't have time to do all these DIY projects myself so I'm going to need you to help me!"
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20 Signs Your Significant Other Is Secretly Lord Voldemort
There might be a reason for your partners obsessions with snakes and black-haired youths.
Your S.O. totally rocks the no-hair look.
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You worry about breaking up because you know fighting for snake custody will be an ugly, ugly battle.
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They have a thinly-veiled obsession with a certain boy who lived.
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They never offer to pay, and they try to hex you whenever you suggest splitting the check.
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24 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Disneyland
In The Disneyland Book of Lists, Chris Strodder shares over 200 lists of trivia, rankings, little-known-secrets, and more. Here are some of the best from this unofficial guide.
Walt Disney named Fantasyland as his favorite land.
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In 1955 — the year Disneyland opened — adult admission cost $1, a movie ticket cost about 45 cents, and the average annual salary was $3,300.
Disneyland itself cost $17 million to make.
The first ride that cost more to build than Disneyland itself (as it was when it opened) was Space Mountain, in 1977, at $20 million.
23 Graduation Gifts College Students Actually Want To Receive
Everything you need to kick-start the rest of your life.
A celebratory flask.
YOU GRADUATED!! Time to drink. Available here for $24.50.
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$50 in quarters.
If you're headed to a big city after graduation, you might not have a washer and dryer in unit and you will be SO THANKFUL to have a stash of quarters in your arsenal already. And...isn't there a drinking game they could come in handy for too...
A T-shirt blanket made with all your soon to be *alumni* swag.
There's simply not going to be room in your new closet for every Greek life and intramural sports shirt from college. This pattern is only $9 and you'll literally be able to wrap yourself up in memories instead.
A few bottles of artisanal tonic.
You mastered the art of drinking in college, but did you master the art of crafting the perfect cocktail? Probably not because...keggers. Receive a bottle of this for graduation and plan a cocktail party. Available here for $16.
