12 Reasons Not To Crash Diet For Your Wedding

So “HANGRY.”

Your beloved proposed to you how you are, and loves you as is. They were definitely not envisioning you 10 pounds lighter at the wedding.

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You have to buy your wedding dress so many months in advance, it's almost impossible to control what size you'll be for the big day...unless of course you don't make any drastic changes to your diet.

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You're going to be stressed the weeks coming up to the wedding doing planning; do you really want to have low blood sugar and be "hangry" during it too?

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If you crash-diet right before the wedding, your dress could have a BAGGY BOOB AREA SITUATION.

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19 Things You'll Only Find Funny If You're A Grammar Nerd

“That’s what.” — She

This frustrated pirate:

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This presentation of the word "welcome":

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This period joke:

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This new take on the "that's what she said" joke:

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17 Reasons You Should Never Read "Harry Potter"

Seriously, don’t even bother.

Only kids read Harry Potter.

Psh, that's not a briefcase. Only kids read Harry Potter, remember?

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Literally no adults. Literally none.

You might think these are adults, but you'd be wrong because like we said, only kids read Harry Potter. Obviously.

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And magic is just so boring.

A bird being turned into a goblet? Yawn.

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Sooo boring.

Casting a rabbit patronus? Lame. LAAAME.

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21 Awkward Things That Happen On Your First Day At Hogwarts

You end up being late for class because the damn stairs won’t stop moving.

There is no spell to prevent the awkwardness that the first day of school brings for everyone.

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When you get to Platform 9¾ and totally eat it in front of everyone.

Poor Hedwig.

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When you get on Hogwarts Express, you awkwardly search for someone with resting niceface to sit with.

"Is this seat taken?"

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When you find a car, and all of your friends can afford chocolate frogs but you can't.

But it's OK because you find a literal sugar daddy to support your candy needs.

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27 Insanely Talented Tattoo Artists You Should Be Following On Instagram

Rad art from rad people.

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Sasha Unisex

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Home Base: Private studio in Saint-Petersburg, Russia

Known For: Vibrant, prismatic geometric watercolors.

Fun Fact: She has a degree in graphic design.

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Lisa Orth

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Don't Believe The Rumors About Jamie Dornan Leaving The "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Franchise

A rep for the actor told BuzzFeed News the reports are “pure conjecture.”

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Despite rumors that Jamie Dornan, aka Christian Grey, is leaving the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise, a rep for the actor told BuzzFeed News, "All press reports are pure conjecture as the studio has not committed to a sequel as yet."

Universal has yet to officially green light any further Fifty Shades films, despite its record-breaking opening weekend at the box office. A rep for the studio did not immediately reply to BuzzFeed News' request for comment.

Multiple reports that emerged in the U.K. press claimed Dornan was leaving Fifty Shades behind due to his wife, Amelia Warner's, discomfort with him partaking in such sexual activities on screen. Earlier this month, the actor told The Telegraph his wife "hasn't seen the film and I don't think she will, to be honest. I'd understand if she didn't want to." He added, "I think there's some stuff where my family and friends will never have seen that side of me before, but it wasn't enough to make me not want to do it."

So... Mr. Grey will see you soon?

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15 Genius Tips To Help You Bring Lunch To Work More Often

You could be wasting $2,500 per year. That’s enough for a trip to Disneyland.

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