Your crayons will be horrified. Slightly NSFW.
Because there's nothing more arousing than whipping out some crayons along with your dick.
The plot to the next Jurassic Park movie?
Because coloring books obviously aren't fulfilling their duties if they're not making you scream in horror.
A roundup of recent favorites we’ve reviewed in the BuzzFeed Books newsletter.
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Knopf
Louis Kapeleris
Just playing it as it lays, NBD.
Read them all. Really.
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Those sunglasses! That searing gaze!
The LIFE Images Collection / Getty Julian Wasser
It's also when she famously developed her simple but ridiculously effective packing list, which she catalogued in her collection of essays, The White Album.
"Two skirts, two jerseys or leotards, one pullover sweater, two pair shoes, stockings, bra, nightgown, robe, slippers, cigarettes, bourbon. Bag with: shampoo, toothbrush and paste. Basis soap, razor, deodorant, aspirin. prescriptions, Tampax, face cream, powder, baby oil."
That's it.
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Yaaaaaaas!
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So you can take your reading with you forever and always.
Having this tattoo could be symbolic for someone who wants a reminder of guidance and intuition.
But a tattoo can be a reminder of strength if you've gone through something difficult.
Everyday I’m Dumblin’.
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Warner Bros. / Colin Heasley for BuzzFeed
Warner Bros. / Colin Heasley for BuzzFeed
Warner Bros. / Colin Heasley
A tidy, easy-to-use kitchen = more cooking = more food for you and everyone you love.
NEVER AGAIN feel the pang of fury and desperation as that little bar falls out and all your ketchups make a break for it.
You'll be able to see everything clearly (and thus probably be more likely to use it), the ingredients will stay fresh longer, and it will just look way nicer.
There are currently no leads into the disappearance of Mark Twain’s plaque from Woodlawn Cemetery.
The Mark Twain House & Museum
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Signet Classics
