Judah Friedlander's Opinion On 16 Random Things

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1. Whole Foods

Prison labor.

2. Yoga

Hundred dollar pants.

3. Skyscrapers

Heaven ticklers.

4. Used books

I like that.

5. Cartoons

Hit or miss.

6. Donald Trump

An asshole. Sometimes likable but basically an asshole.

7. Hotline Bling

I don't know what that is.

8. Drake

Canadian, so, you know, second place.

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9. Thanksgiving

Family.

10. Selfie sticks

Rebranding. They've been around since before they were called selfie sticks.

11. Hats

Keeps your head warm.

12. Minions

I don't like the way the word sounds. It sounds oppressive.

13. Black Friday

Racist.

15. Brunch

I'm against brunch because I'm against corporate mergers.

16. Liz Lemon

Very cool.

If the Raindrops United is on sale now.

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