For example, whenever you and your fiancé get sick of wedding planning, smash a Mason jar.
1. Attach a Mason jar to your leg using your garter belt. Discreetly pee in it during the reception, thus eliminating the need to wrestle with your huge dress when you have to go.
Dana Wulfekotte for BuzzFeed Life
2. Every time you come across a bridal fitness plan in a wedding magazine, tear it out and cut the pages into 1-inch strips. Put all the strips in a Mason jar. Make a dozen of these and line your aisle with them. Have someone light the paper on fire right before you walk down the aisle so you can bask in the beautiful glow.
3. Put a few Mason jars in a piñata to add some extra sparkle to your reception.
4. Use one to collect the turds of the dog who is your ring bearer.
Dana Wulfekotte for BuzzFeed Life
5. Whenever you receive a "no" RSVP, shred it into tiny pieces and put the pieces into a Mason jar. The day after your wedding, douse the contents of the jar with the ingredients of your signature cocktail, then light on fire. Those guests are dead to you now.
6. Repeat the above steps with any photos you have of guests who do not bother to RSVP at all.
0 comments:
Post a Comment