There’s a big different between fun drunk and crying-while-vomiting drunk. Don’t be the latter.
Eat a full (and, ideally, healthy) meal first.
Not all drunk foods are created equal. The best base layer for imminent drunkenness, and the one that will prevent you from becoming a sloppy mess, is one built with not JUST carbs, but also with lots of protein, produce, and healthy fats.
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Rock a small cross-body bag or fanny pack.
You'll be less likely set your purse down somewhere and potentially leave it behind. Also, smaller means less endless drunken excavations for...what were you looking for again?
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Bring gum to combat red wine mouth and booze breath.
Chew in between glasses, should Malbec be your BFF that night. Do only half a stick at a time, so you don't look like an old-timey prospector cartoon character.
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Don't spend too much time in the sun before or during drinking.
Hanging hard in sunlight sucks your body dry. And if you then pour hooch into your dehydrated bloodstream, you're going to be much drunker, much faster. So buy yourself some time by staying in the shade.
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