Take. A. Meatball. Break.
As soon as you enter the showroom, you'll have an overwhelming desire to run around, make a fake cup of tea, and then get into bed.
You'll feel like a grown-up! Running around in a grown-up shop! Making fake tea in a grown-up shop! Getting into bed in a grown-up shop!
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And then you'll take a whole bunch of selfies in kitchens you can't afford.
"One day this will be mine. ONE DAY."
If you're with your S.O., everything you do will feel like a massive cliché.
"This is a relationship milestone!" the clichéd voice in your head will shout. "Look at me making commitments to bae via the medium of affordable Scandinavian furniture!"
You'll steal as many of these bad boys as you can.
You don't need 500 pencils, but you can't help yourself. You've become a pencil hoarder.
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