If you can’t say anything nice… be passive aggressive as hell.
For the hookup that won't leave.
No, I do not want to get breakfast. I do want to pretend this never happened tho.
Monica Meyer / Via cryptogram.com
For the personal space invader.
No situation is so dire that your arm should be touching my arm.
Monica Meyer / Via cryptogram.com
For friends who are new parents.
Don't have a baby, literally don't know anything you're talking about rn.
Monica Meyer / Via cryptogram.com
For the sad soul who tells you leggings aren't pants.
Hello, are you new at life? Calm down.
Monica Meyer / Via cryptogram.com
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