Real Talk, Goldilocks Was The Fucking Worst

Goldilocks, what’s good?!

Sometimes folks can romanticize the past, thinking that it was better than it actually was. Same goes for childhood stories. Let's talk about how Goldilocks was legit kind of a butthole.

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First of all, why did Goldilocks think it was OK to break into someone else's home? Who does that? Is that cool in these nursery rhyme streets?!

Cool, I guess you can just do whatever you want because you're running around the woods unsupervised!

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Secondly, not only does she trespass, she decides that she is HUNGRY and eats the food that the bears have worked hard to prepare. Does she know how hard those three bears had to work to make ends meet?

And then she tasted all of the food, which is incredibly inconsiderate.

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