“Farts are the ghosts of the things we eat.”

This A+ observation.

I don't want to get technical or anything but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution!

This somber truth about our dearly devoured food.

FARTS are the GHOSTS of the things we EAT. ha ha ha

Roses are Red
Bacon is Red
Poems are hard
Bacon

What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "here are 7 other singles that watched Grey's Anatomy for 8 hours straight"