Not everyone can boast 9 and 3/4.
Dobby -- 1.3 inches
Absolutely tiny little thing, like a raisin. From some distances, barely even visible.
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Voldemort -- 2.2 inches
Some attribute Lord Voldemort's capacity for profound evil to his never having known a mother's love. The majority attribute it to his dinky dong.
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Harry Potter -- 2.2 inches
Harry has a penis precisely the same size as Lord Voldemort's, and, of course, part of Harry's soul lay within Voldemort's penis, and vice versa. Neither could reproduce while the other penis was alive.
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