30 Gifts Anyone Obsessed With Food Will Love
Are you perpetually covered in crumbs? Is there pizza grease on your chin? These are the the gifts for you.
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What Did I Eat Today?: A Food Lover's Journal
For keeping track of the most important moments in the day.
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Eyes on the Fries Pouch
For storing snacks (it's supposed to be for make-up, but let's be real here).
13 Greeting Cards That Mean Well, But Are Just Making It Worse
Thanks, but no thanks.
"Oh, how sweet! A card from my niece! And it reads: For a special..."
Gulp.
Perfect for those with familicidal tendencies.
Revenge, at last!
For that fork in the marital road.
Which do you choose?
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When you're like: Is it though?
I don't think so.
16 Perfect Gifts Every Fan Of "The Hobbit" Should Own
Go ahead, satisfy your inner Gollum with a little self-gifting.
Bag End Hobbit Hole Door Locket
Be sure to keep this necklace far from the Sackville-Bagginses, who still very much desires to own Bag End!
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The Hobbit Secret Safe Book
This is the perfect spot for your small treasures and mementos from your own adventures. The interior is lined with Thrór's Map and has a magnetic closure so your secrets won't slip out. More Tolkien Secret Safe Books here.
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Bilbo's Contract
Handcrafted (meaning, hand-lettered with a calligraphy pen, stitched by hand, and dripped with real wax by hand!), by calligrapher and artist Daniel Reeve, who made the iconic original contract used in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, this is an absolutely authentic prop replica.
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Hobbit Beer
Meet the Fish Tale Brewpub lineup of Hobbit Beers:
Gollum Precious Pils
A strong imperial pils that's as tough and determined as Gollum himself.
Smaug Stout
Styled after a classic Russian Imperial Stout, it has a subtle dosing of Habanero chili's to remind you of the fire and danger awaiting you in your journey to The Lonely Mountain.
Bolg Belgian Style Tripel
An Orc chieftain who ruled for 150 years, Bolg would drink his grog of choice and no one would tell him otherwise – a flavorful strong Belgium Tripel.
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57 Things That Are More Fun Than Black Friday Shopping
If you need me I’ll be sleeping and not getting trampled.
1. Getting your teeth cleaned.
2. Trimming your toenails.
3. Trimming your dog's toenails.
4. Emptying all the trash cans in the house.
5. ...And then the trash bag breaks and you get trash juice all over your feet.
6. Listening to your great-aunt describe her latest medical procedure.
7. Trying to explain the cultural impact of Beyoncé to your dad.
8. Folding a full laundry load of fitted sheets.
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9. Filing your taxes.
10. Watching a golf tournament.
11. (In person, when it's drizzling.)
12. Waiting for a YouTube video to buffer.
13. Reading all the comments on a viral YouTube video.
14. Checking your entirely full voicemail inbox.
15. Having to pee in Midtown Manhattan.
16. Putting on jeans you haven't worn in a while and they like SORT OF fit but really not that well and you're super uncomfortable for the rest of the day.
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9 PD James Quotes Every Writer Needs To Read
The British novelist died today aged 94 . Here are some words to remember her by.
On understanding people:
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On learning the craft:
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On chasing your dreams:
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On the popularity of crime fiction:
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