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The Dangerous Privilege Of Tina Fey’s "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"

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Kim Barker, author of The Taliban Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and Pakistan

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is a Tina Fey movie, which is a way of saying that it’s witty, self-effacing, and blind to its own faults. It suffers from the same problems that afflict most films with female protagonists and/or “foil” characters of different ethnicities: It barely passes the Bechdel test and turns a story about a woman struggling to make sense of an alienating job and country into a romantic comedy, suggesting, in a not-so-vaguely insulting way, that the only way to make people interested in a serious subject is if there’s a love story mapped on top of it. The film also casts white actors in the two major Afghan roles, turning one into an exoticized sage and the other into a blundering buffoon.

The film feels like a cocky freshman in a Global Studies seminar trying to crack jokes: When it comes to its own failings, the film’s not smart enough to realize them, and not funny enough to send them up. Looking at the graveyard of bad films that have attempted to deal with the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan, it’s clearly difficult to make a film that doesn’t make these mistakes: Both have become ideological crutches — narrative turns that don’t just seem necessary, but natural.

The pity, however, is that the book on which Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is based manages, somewhat miraculously, to indulge neither of the tropes to which the film falls prey. Arguments about whether a movie faithfully translates a book are generally boring and unproductive — movies are capable of providing one kind of story and art form, books another. A text like The Taliban Shuffle: Strange Days in Afghanistan and Pakistan is difficult enough to pull off in the first place: You have a white war correspondent attempting to write about a fiercely religious, contradictory, and ideologically complex country against a backdrop of foreigners acting like high schoolers.

However, the book’s author, Kim Barker, manages to pack a sprawling amount of information and nuance into cogent pockets of text while constantly interrogating her own attitudes, behaviors, and reactions to the world around her. Every page, every description, is another opportunity for Barker to come off as clueless, privileged, or quietly prejudiced. That the book manages to be funny while painting an illuminating picture of the impossibly flawed American intervention in the Middle East is a testament to the depth of Barker’s self-awareness, intelligence, and skill as a writer.

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But good books do not always make good movies — especially since the transformation from book to screen, at least in Hollywood’s hands, generally subtracts instead of adds nuance. Which is all to say: Making a war movie is hard. Most attempts turn into melodramatic plays between good and evil, flattening the ambiguity that accompanies all military conflicts, let alone ones as inherently ambiguous as any American intervention post–World War II. The most successful films are documentaries, which don’t face the inherent problem of casting actors, and white actors in particular, to play “bad guys” of different races, and high farces: films like Dr. Strangelove, M*A*S*H, and In the Loop that expand and eviscerate the inherent, if hidden, ridiculousness of modern war.

The problem with Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is that in its attempt to combine farce with melodrama — with a little rom-com slotted in, for no comprehensible reason other than the protagonist is a woman — it fails at all three. It’s not a massive failure — the film has its laughs (the sort we’ve now come to associate with Tina Fey), but they’re almost always prompted by mis-translations, jokes about Fey’s supposedly homely appearance, and the buffoonery of Afghans: cheap tricks, not the lacerating humor of effective farce.

There’s an argument that we should celebrate the existence of a war film with a female protagonist — that teen girls will watch the film and see, perhaps for the first time, a woman doing the dangerous and important work of a foreign correspondent. The book provides the film with the potential for self-analysis, especially when it comes to the way that Kim’s “value” as a woman increases when she goes to Afghanistan, where “4s” like her become “10s,” and how that desirability, especially as a white, non-Muslim foreigner, also places her in uncomfortable situations with Afghan men. Then there’s the questions of whether or not to embrace the burka, and of women’s place in society, and sexual desirability as an alternately empowering and infantilizing experience.

Kim (Tina Fey) with best frenemy Tanya Vanderpoel (Margot Robbie)

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But the film flattens those issues into a single joke — namely, that Fey isn’t as beautiful as her fellow female war correspondent, played by Margot Robbie, and the burka makes her feel “so pretty I don’t even want to vote!” The preposterously blonde and beautiful war correspondent is a trope rife for satire, highlighting the notion that viewers will only tune in to hear about foreign horror if they also want to have sex with the person delivering the news. The film dodges that idea, however, in favor of pitting Robbie’s character — who was created specifically for the purposes of the film — as Fey’s “competition.” Not for men, as it’s been established that they’re not in the same league, but for work, in order to fall in line with the Hollywood narrative that dictates that the primary tension between women should always be a competitive one.

(It’s especially odd, then, that Robbie has said she was “struck by the novelty of two confident women who are friends from the jump, who aren’t competitive or conniving” — when Robbie’s character dissolves their friendship, seemingly without pause, over the pursuit of a job.)

You could argue that Alfred Molina’s over-the-top portrayal of a top political figure is meant to highlight the corruption and hypocrisy that attends Afghan politics. Or that the hackneyed kidnapping of Fey’s love interest — and her exploitation of Marine connections to rescue him — points to just how desperate the military was to gain attention (and, by extension, funding) for the work they were doing in the “forgotten” war. But that context is available only to those who have either read the book or familiarized themselves with the politics of Afghanistan. Without it, the film just feels like an ideological Frankenstein: an assortment of limp, fleeting critiques of the military, the correspondent community, and Afghans alike that, without warning, morphs into an action film. As I left a screening, one woman asked her companion, “I felt like that they misadvertised it. It was supposed to be funny, right?”

Writing for The New Yorker in 1999, David Denby noted that “at its best, Three Kings offers wild bitter farce and some fitful insights into the oddity of the Gulf War. At its worst, it’s an irresponsible, infuriating mess. I’ve seen few movies in which good and bad fought so relentless and exhausting a battle.” Whiskey Tango Foxtrot isn’t as good a movie as David O. Russell’s Three Kings, in part because it lacks the bravery to fully embrace anything like farce — which results in a film that feels apathetic.

As Fey told Town & Country, the film “has nothing to do with what should be done about Afghanistan — it is 100 percent not about that.” Fey is “clearly aware that moviegoers are resistant to films about war and that her fan base is largely female,” the author adds, “though there are guns and explosions and helicopter rides for the guys.” But just because something has been codified into Hollywood logic doesn’t mean that it’s right — or moral.

Which isn’t to say that Whiskey Tango Foxtrot should’ve aimed for preachiness. Good art, dramatic or farcical, can make you care about things you knew little or nothing about. And while it’s easy to make fun of a certain type of moviegoer who watches a film like Spotlight or Citizen Four or Straight Outta Compton and thinks, “I need to go home and read some Wikipedia!” that tendency speaks to the ways in which films can create hunger for information instead of simply — and falsely — satiating it.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot’s racism and exoticism are not novel. Nor, in the grand, offensive history of Hollywood films, that grave. The film is fairly funny; the acting is highly watchable. It’s neither the worst nor the best of its genre. But perhaps that’s what makes it so quietly infuriating: It’s one of hundreds of films that contribute to the understanding that women must have love interests to have interesting stories, that nonwhite foreigners will always be supporting actors in the narratives Hollywood tells about them, and that films about war should not trouble the viewers who consume them.

You’ll watch it, and you’ll probably never think of it again. But when you’re dealing with a backdrop like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot’s, that doesn’t make the film “entertaining” or “just a movie.” Like Fey’s decision to approve brownface, or her declaration, last year, to “opt out” of the “culture of demanding apologies,” the ability to forget and ignore is a dangerous privilege.

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21 Insane Sales To Shop This Weekend

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28 Things You Can Do With Yarn Besides Knitting

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Infin-knitly easier than knitting.

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Why I Love Watching And Reading About White People Having Sex

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When I moved to New York, the city was in the middle of a heat wave — a languid heat that I didn’t know to expect and was wholly unprepared for, even coming from Texas. I didn’t understand the subway system, even after two months of living in downtown Manhattan, and rather than trying to figure out its labyrinthine ways, I just walked everywhere. Mostly I walked from the apartment I shared with my oldest sister on the edge of Chinatown where it butts up against Tribeca, east on Canal, up Broadway, to the Barnes & Noble perched on the north end of Union Square.

I often took refuge in the cafe located on one of its upper floors, buying an iced tea and grabbing a magazine, determined to while away a couple of hours in the blessed air conditioning.

One day, a white guy in his mid-thirties sitting at a table next to me, his head bald and gleaming, asked, “Do you like kayaking?” (To this day, I am confused by his opening gambit.)

Caught off guard, I said, “No.” He leaned in closer and began whispering, “I love Asian women. You wanna know why?”

I was a still-tender 19-year-old who hadn’t yet learned that there are some people in the world I could just ignore or walk away from, and so I asked him why.

“Because you’re hairless. Is your pussy hairless?”

He continued to talk of his love of Asian women in porn — he loved how young they (we) look, their (our) smooth bodies. He asked me if I wanted to go kayaking with him in Central Park, and suddenly the thought of being in any sort of proximity of him made me sick. That was the moment when I got up and walked away.

Of course, what I can’t flee from is my body, this Asian body, this young Asian woman’s body, as much as moments like this make me want to. This body has followed me around my entire life.

Does the universe sometimes provide what you need in life? I think most of history has shown that the answer is no, but what sometimes does happen is that out of sheer dumb luck, you spy something that could maybe help, if you decide to grab on to it.

For me, as a preteen on the cusp of adolescence, it was a mass-market romance novel called A Knight in Shining Armor by Jude Deveraux. My oldest sister was a fan, and I happened to spy it in her bookcase one day.

I still don’t know what drew me in. It could’ve been boredom: I was a voracious reader, having little else to do but read, as my parents eschewed things like television, pop music, and movies — not out of any sort of cultural elitism or skinflint immigrant desire to deprive their children of as many opportunities to waste time as possible, but simply because they were too broke and too tired from working 12- and 15-hour days to think that we might want those distractions.

It might have been the cover, which described the book as “A glorious love story… the epitome of every woman’s fantasy...”

Perhaps it was the word “fantasy” and the ellipsis that came after it, promising... what, exactly? I didn’t know, but I suspected it would have something to do with the sinuously rumpled peach silk and roses and baby’s breath splayed on the front of the book. Over the course of one afternoon, curled like a shrimp in the bunk bed of the room that I shared with my younger brother, I found out.

It’s not an exaggeration to say that A Knight in Shining Armor was like a drug to me. Other books gave me a contact high, but this cheesy, over-the-top romance about time travel and a hunky British medieval earl and the hapless American woman who loves him and solves the mystery of who is trying to kill him and ends up not only saving his life but rescuing his reputation for posterity (I know, I know) shot through my young veins and straight to the pleasure center of my brain. I swear my body must have hummed through the entire book.

In one of the final scenes and what I would argue is the climax (no pun intended) of the story, the heroine, Dougless Montgomery, and her lover, Earl of Thornwyck Nicholas Stafford, are splashing around in a fountain on his mid-16th-century estate in England, right before she’s whisked back to the present day:

Nicholas rolled with her until she was on her back, and his passion rose as he entered her deeply, her body rising to meet his. They arched together, both with their heads back, then they collapsed, Nicholas on top of her, holding her very tightly.

"I love you," he whispered. "I will love you for all time."

Dougless clung to him, holding him as tightly as she could. "You will remember me? You won't forget me?"

"Never," he said. "Never will I forget you. Were I to die tomorrow, my soul would remember you."

"Don't speak of death. Speak only of life. With you I am alive. With you I am whole."

"And I with you." He rolled to one side and pulled her close to him. "Look, you. The sun comes up."

I cried. I was hooked. It taught me that, at its core, being a woman has something to do with dampness — a mixture of maudlin tears and the absurd quickening that happens between your legs.

From there, I consumed so many Regency-era romance novels full of British virgins that I actually believed my hymen would break when I had sex for the first time, and I would feel some sort of ripping in my insides. I read my fair share of bodice rippers that in retrospect were disturbingly rapey. I read cheap Harlequin romances that my sisters bought in bulk at the supermarket. At one point, I discovered the saccharine ocean that is Nora Roberts, and gleefully plunged in.

These novels found me at a time when I was beginning to grasp that the way others saw me, their gaze, could be intensely painful. I was one of three Asian kids in a school that was mostly white and Latino, where kids were casually cruel in a way that young people often are.

Earlier that year, a classmate of mine had devised a sort of ranking system that only middle school girls with too much time on their hands can come up with. Her system, curiously, was based on carrots — with each carrot representing one part of the body that had already matured and blossomed, or, at the very least, was supposed to. I don’t quite remember which body parts she chose to evaluate — I’m pretty sure one was for breasts, one for height, and another for the butt. In the locker room after gym one day, she eyed me critically and said, “You don’t have any carrots.”

I don’t think I said anything in response; as a child, I tended to escape these moments by absorbing these psychic insults and punches like a neutered prizefighter, with hardly a grunt or acknowledgement that they landed. I knew what she meant, though — that my body was somehow wrong.

Is it any wonder, then, that I reached for the escape offered by these books? (The coda to that hot, sticky summer day when I was 19 and I fled from that Barnes & Noble is that I went straight home, turned on the fan, grabbed the latest pulp novel next to my cheap Ikea futon, and drifted away on my own personal bliss cloud.)

These paperbacks, and they’re always paperbacks — disparaged by so many as “trash” and the lowest rung of “women’s fiction” — were the balm that I turned to, and still turn to, when I need to escape.

Because here’s the secret, the most seductive, complicated pleasure of all: I’m drawn to them because I don't see myself in any of these stories about love and lust and desire, not in spite of it — because most romance novels are filled with white people falling in love and having sex with other white people. It may seem counterintuitive, but their overwhelming whiteness is one of the aspects I love most about them.

I find relief in the fact that I never see myself in their pages (for the most part — Nora Roberts once wrote a novel where a peripheral character was Korean American and a doctor, natch, and I deeply resented this intrusion into my fantasy land).

I love that I never experience that shock of recognition, and thus I never have to think about how someone who looks like me, with my body, is represented on the page and lives in the world. In these fictional fantasy worlds, not only does racism not exist — race doesn’t exist, at least in the ways that we live and experience it on a daily basis. There are no men who feel the need to fetishize unsuspecting young girls, no bad first dates with guys who ask you why Chinese people eat dogs, no middle school mean girls, no white women who get in your face and scream “Go back to China” when all you’re trying to do is get on the train and go home. In the world of the romance novel, your body is just a body that gets to fall in love and experience several volcanic orgasms in a row, and in this world, when you Google “Asian women,” you probably would get a 404 error page instead of dozens of links on how to find a sexy Asian girlfriend of your very own.

Moving through the world as a woman, as an Asian woman, is exhausting.

Race fatigue (also known as racial battle fatigue) is what sometimes sets in if you’re the kind of person who is constantly thinking about race and experiencing being othered, a certain weariness that comes from monitoring every interaction for a sign that the other person thinks you’re less than. Layer being a woman on top of that, and it’s as if I have an immune system that’s always on a low-grade alert and ready to defend my body and my sense of self against any perceived intrusion or attack. I’m constantly inflamed, like a paper cut that refuses to entirely heal.

It’s the fatigue that comes from being hypercognizant of race and gender, of the way that your body is seen, in a way that white men (and often white women as well) don’t have to be. The writer Eula Biss posits that guilt is the dominant emotion of whiteness in the U.S., but I suspect that it’s actually something else, and its core is something very different from guilt. Guilt implies a recognition of responsibility, culpability -- knowing that you’ve violated some sort of unspoken social contract. The only social contract that exists in this country is this: You’re supposed to know when it’s OK to be racist, and when you have to hide it.

Much like a medically induced coma helps our brains heal from trauma, escape is often just a way to survive the very fact that we have to live in our bodies.

Romance novels are often called “porn for women.” While there are many who are uncomfortable with this description, for me, the two, one visual and the other literary, are twinned together as ways that women experience our sexuality and see it depicted. (The romantic comedy is perhaps the other sister in that holy trinity.)

In both, there’s a certain kind of freedom in watching, reading, and experiencing lust, desire, pleasure — and not seeing myself in any of it, or the male gaze that turns and trains itself on me. There's a freedom in identifying with the white woman who, more often than I do, just gets to be a person. Because it’s a truth that the default for human in this country is still white, and white people porn is still just porn.

There’s a genre of porn that I like to think of as “massage porn.” It’s my favorite, oddly enough, given the trope of the happy-ending massage in seamy Asian massage parlors, and the typical narrative is this: An unsuspecting woman strips down for what she thinks will be a PG-13 massage, wriggles her way to the table, and, well, we all know what happens next.

In the one that I watch most often, which can be found on a variety of free porn sites that litter the internet, a perky blonde cheerleader who says she’s 18 and from Oklahoma is oiled up like a baby pig by the burly male masseur. He then proceeds to give her what looks like the world’s worst massage, and then the money shot, for me at least, comes when the camera zooms in, offering a close-up of her shaved vulva and his fingers and tongue.

I tried once to watch a similar scene with Asa Akira, arguably the most famous Asian porn star in the world. She’s undeniably hot, and a self-proclaimed feminist to boot. But I only lasted a couple of minutes before I had to close my browser window, my whole body flushed with an uncomfortable and distinctly unsexy heat.

The video starts with her narrating the experience of the white guy she’s giving a massage to, with what’s best described as chopstick music playing in the background: “Recently, while visiting the Orient, I experienced my first full-body massage. The woman who gave it, a lovely Asian girl, touched me like I've never been touched before.”

Is your pussy hairless?

The essayist and novelist Roxane Gay writes, “It makes perfect sense that many of us obsess over our bodies,” because, after all, “[o]ur bodies move us through our lives.” We obsess over our bodies precisely because we can’t escape them.

And yet despite our fundamental inability to escape our bodies and the weight of the things we carry, we certainly try our hardest to do so.

We all come up with our own ways of coping with the reality of our bodies and the ways that we’re seen, judged, and treated because of them. We turn to food, to drugs, to sex. We try to exert control over them, because too often control is wrested away from us. We’re taught that our bodies belong to everyone but ourselves, and we find ways to give bits of them away, one parcel and part at a time. We find ways to whittle our bodies down or have them expand softly beyond their previous borders. We bleach, tweeze, diet, tan, lighten, wax, tattoo.

I’ve done many of these things -- and yet the most gratifying release for me, the most pleasurable way I have to flee the confines of my own skin, is still, after all these years, to escape into a world where I don’t have to think about race and desire and the messy ways they interact — my own personal recovery room, filled with a blinding light.

It would be too easy and convenient to say that I’m just flipping the gaze — that I deal with how I’m consumed by others by gazing at other bodies. But a gaze implies a rootedness in a certain corporeality, and the existence of a brain that’s processing and sorting what you’re seeing according to a defined logic. Yet this is precisely what I’m trying to leave behind, attempting to flee what Claire Vaye Watkins describes in her essay “On Pandering” as the “working miniature replica of the patriarchy” built against our will in our minds and our bodies, their material all the stones that are tossed at us.

Escape seems to go against the grain of our culture of self-improvement and self-help that tells us one of the highest goals we should aspire to is to be comfortable in our own skin. Escape also connotes weakness. You flee something when you don’t want to confront it; you run away when something is too difficult to face, when there is no good response because the question is so absurd. But sometimes, you need to escape from reality into fantasy, where it’s always the golden hour, everything is drenched in honey, and nothing hurts.

It goes without saying that I understand that none of this is happening in a vacuum. This is yet another way that white supremacy fucks with me. It makes it exhausting to see myself.

There’s an entire realm of activism (which a coterie of writers have built a cottage industry upon) that has a laser-like focus on racial representation and the politics of representation, and this is an important conversation. But for me, and I suspect this is true for others as well, this battle becomes exhausting once it’s turned inward. How tiring is it to feel that I must mount these campaigns even in the alleyways and recesses of my own body?

I think I’m supposed to feel shame about all of this. I do feel a sense of ambivalence, because there are still some things we’re not supposed to derive pleasure from, and things we’re not supposed to admit, namely that watching and thinking about white people in love and white people having sex is one of the things that makes it easier for me to get through the day.

Vaye Watkins wrote of the miniature replica of the world that exists in her mind and all of our minds and bodies: “I would like very much to bust it up or burn it down. But I am afraid I don’t know how.”

I have no road map on how to navigate this patriarchal world, much less destroy its foundations and build it anew.

But I know these truths:

This landscape wasn't built by my hands and my imagination, yet I find myself here, and have created a reprieve from its weight, protecting myself from it. For me, those brief moments of respite take the shape of flight, of a deliberate erasure of myself. But in my mind, every time I rearrange something for my own delight — an insult, a slight, a stone — and, yes, every time I decide to escape and then return, it feels like a small and necessary step toward my survival.


23 "Harry Potter" Quotes That Really Should've Been In The Movies

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“Have a biscuit, Potter.”

1. Harry Potter's secret nickname:

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"This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, still breathing hard.
"You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, with a touch more defiance.
"This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?"
"Yes," said Harry firmly.
"Then why," asked Snape, "does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?"
Harry's heart missed a beat. "That's my nickname," he said.
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2. Fred and George's heir of Slytherin quips:

2. Fred and George's heir of Slytherin quips:

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21 Wedding Dresses Every Harry Potter Fan Will Love

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Make it a ~magical~ event.

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This gorgeous emerald gown is a good way to show off your house colors.

This gorgeous emerald gown is a good way to show off your house colors.

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Or you could try this flawlessly beaded Ellie Saab gown.

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