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11 Roald Dahl Quotes That Will Inject A Little Magic Into Your Day
“A little magic can take you a long way.” — Dahl
The 10 Types Of Coworkers Absolutely Everyone Has Had
There’s an Oversharer in every office.
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Description: The Swamped Thing is always too preoccupied with work to chat or help you with a project. Swamped Things answer your e-mails only after an immense amount of prompting. And as soon as you are locked into a project, they want to drain minutes out of your day with some very pressing issue that cannot wait. Everything the Swamped Thing is doing is the most important thing. Everyone else's work, in his or her eyes, is essentially mini-golf or paddleboating.
Typical Quote: "Auto-Reply: It may be a while before I get to your e-mail, but that doesn't mean it's not important to me."
Description: Cool Boss wants you to know that he or she is just like you. Cool Boss doesn't like wearing stuffy suits. Cool Boss isn't hung up on "titles" or "company policy." Except Cool Boss gets paid way more than you and can break rules with impunity while you tiptoe around making sure that Cool Boss's Hard-ass Boss isn't there to bust you.
Typical Quote: "Have you read Outliers? I think you'd really dig that shizz."
Description: Yes, we ask each other how we're doing in the office. None of us are monsters. Except the Oversharer, who uses a pleasantry as an excuse to launch into an in-depth monologue full of details that most of us wouldn't even admit to our therapists. If there are any Oversharers reading this right now, just know three things: 1) No one wants to see more than one picture of your vacation. 2) The details about your love life are either making us jealous or bumming us out. 3) Yes, you should get that rash checked out, and you didn't need to describe it to us first.
Typical Quote: "Have a good weekend! I'll be spending mine alone again!"
Here's How To Get The New Burrito Emoji On Your iPhone
Upgrade to iOS 9.1 right now.
Today is a going to be a good day. The new iOS update, iOS 9.1, comes with new emojis, including burrito (wrap?), taco, and CHEESE.
To update your iPhone, open the Settings app > General > Software Update.
Over 150 new emojis are included in the update, as well as Live Photos improvements for iPhone 6S and iPhone 6S Plus
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If you want your phone to update even faster, connect it to your computer, open iTunes, and check for software updates.
But don't forget to back up your device first!
There are a TON of new emojis.
22 Reads That Will Take You Through Earth's Entire History In A Day
Grab a nice, warm drink, and curl up with a fluffy blanket — it’s time to get your science on!
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"How Old Is the Earth?" by Fraser Cain
The Earth formed 4.5 billion years ago. In this story, Fraser Cain takes you through the processes that formed our world, the long and contentious history that lead to the realization that our planet is hella old, and the science behind it all.
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"Earth's Oldest Crust Dates to 4.4 Billion Years Ago" by Dan Vergano
Just when the earliest crust formed on Earth is a hard question to answer, but it is super important because life probably would struggle on a molten surface. In this story, Dan Vergano (now a reporter for BuzzFeed) describes how microscopic grains are the only evidence left of this time and how, remarkably, we can still learn a lot from them.
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"Could Giant Viruses Be the Origin of Life on Earth?" by Carrie Arnold
Scientists generally consider something living if it can metabolize (break things down, build things up, create energy, use energy, etc) and replicate (make a copy of itself). Viruses are self-replicating genes that need to feed off of other things to metabolize, and as such many think they came onto the scene after life had formed. This excellent feature by Carrie Arnold unpacks the idea that viruses could have come first and therefore played a big role in creating the earliest life.
Julia Bartoli and Chantal Abergel/Information Génomique et Structurale, CNRS-AMU / Via news.nationalgeographic.com
The Strange Case Of The Woman Whose Skin Was Turned Into A Book
No one knows much about Mary Lynch apart from the fact that her thighs are wrapped around three medical books in The College of Physicians of Philadephia’s Historical Medical Library.
Historical Medical Library of The College of Physicians of Philadelphia
They're not the only books to be bound in human skin. We know of several notable examples: a French Bible, various anatomy texts bound with dissected cadavers, and a death-bed confession of a highwayman robber called James Allen who requested that the book be given to a man he once tried and failed to rob (he admired the guy's bravery).
There are more. Some, like a copy of Marquis de Sade's Justine et Juliette, are reportedly bound in breasts.
Beth Lander, librarian at the Historical Medical Library, told BuzzFeed: “The practice of using human skin to bind books seems to have occurred mostly in the 19th century. However, there are instances of books purported to have been bound in human skin dating back to the 15th century.”
There is no master list of anthropodermic books (meaning bound in human skin), so there’s no telling how many exist today. The Historical Medical Library has five, the largest confirmed collection in the United States. But why would they exist at all?
“The skin of executed criminals was said to have been used to bind the court proceedings of their trials, often as a public and long-lasting condemnation of their crimes,” says Lander. “And physicians were supposed to have created books bound in human skin in memorial to their patients.” Like Mary Lynch.
Three of the five anthropodermic books at the Historical Medical Library are made from a poor Irish widow named Mary Lynch, who died in 1869, at the age of 28.
Historical Medical Library of The College of Physicians of Philadelphia
But we don’t know a lot about her.
“We don’t know when Mary emigrated from Ireland, nor can we be certain that she was ever married," says Lander. "The name ‘Mary Lynch’ is a pretty common Irish name, which makes it difficult to track her with any certainty.”
We do know this:
She was admitted to hospital six months before her death with tuberculosis, but tuberculosis wasn’t solely what killed her.
The summer that Mary was hospitalised was hot, with temperatures averaging around 30°C. Hospital food was no doubt even more bleak than it is now, so family and friends brought her food from the outside, just like your mum would. It was pork and bologna, and it was, it turned out, infested with Trichinella spiralis, a parasitic roundworm sometimes referred to as “pork worm”. Mary landed a massive case of food poisoning and died six months later, her 5’2" frame weighing just 27kg.
Records do not show how bad her family felt about the whole pork thing.
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Soon after her death, a 23-year-old doctor on the ward, Dr John Stockton Hough, performed an autopsy. His particular area of interest was encysted trichinosis, Mary’s ultimate cause of death. He wrote a graphic depiction of her condition, published in 1869 in the American Journal of Medical Sciences. A horrifying and apparently notable number of parasites had made a host of Mary.
Before she was buried in a pauper’s grave on the grounds of the hospital, Hough removed a slice of skin from her thigh. There aren’t any records to say why he chose this particular thigh, or what he planned to do with it, nor is there any documentation that Mary gave consent prior to her death. Since a corpse can’t, she probably didn’t.
Hough took her skin to a basement room in the hospital and tanned it in a chamber pot. Experts suggest he would have cured it in one of two ways: the traditional method (soaking in lime water, then removing any flesh, fat, or hair by hand before leaving the skin to soak in lime water for a few more days, before moving it to increasingly strong baths of tannin) or the urine method (urine was used for thousands of years in this way – the ammonia dissolves flesh, fat, and hair). No tests have been done to be certain either way, but given he worked in a hospital he no doubt had a lot of urine to hand.
It would have taken a month, if not several, to fully tan the thighs of Mary Lynch.
Twenty years passed before her skin was used to bind these three publications: Speculations on the Mode and Appearances of Impregnation in the Human Female (published in 1789); Le Nouvelles Decouvertes sur Toutes les Parties Principales de L’Homme et de la Femme (published in 1680); and Recueil des Secrets de Louyse Bourgeois (published in 1650). All three are about women’s health, conception, and childbirth. It seems relevant to note that Hough’s first wife died in childbirth, six years after Mary passed away in hospital.
It was only when he settled in Trenton, New Jersey, with his second wife and their five children that Mary’s skin finally found its way to the library.
The books are not on show, and are generally kept locked away in a room upstairs from the College of Physicians of Philadelphia’s more famous exhibit, the Mütter Museum, except on special tours.
They each bare a brief note in the front written by Hough, explaining that the leather they are bound in came from the thighs of a patient called Mary L.
LINK: 19 Photos Of The Last Surviving Chinese Women With Bound Feet
It’s entirely possible to request a kind of immortality like this in your own will. You can donate your tattoos to the Foundation of Art and Science of Tattooing if you want to, so why not this?
You would just have to hope that your executor complies and you’ve got enough thigh to wrap around a copy of Infinite Jest.
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LINK: This Guy Had Himself Dissected By His Friends And His Skeleton Put On Public Display
