Try to get through a day without dying.
You wake up after a full night's sleep...
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...too bad you're dead.
You sit up...
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26 Ingenious Products That Will Make Your Shower So Much Better
Showering just became your new favorite activity.
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This rainbow LED showerhead that will brighten any morning.
Get it here.
This shower curtain that lets you check your morning email.
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This filter that will shower you with your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Because you absorb a lot of chlorine while showering, this filter acts as a neutralizer and meets the de-chlorinating requirements of the EPA's Clean Water Act. Your hair and skin will thank you.
Get it here.
16 Ridiculous Fan Theories That'll Actually Make You Think
Muggles don’t exist, and Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper from “Blues Clues” have a dark, dark secret.
Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper from Blues Clues are living a lie.
Mrs. Pepper had an affair with Cayenne, which led to the birth of baby Paprika.
As one Reddit commenter pointed out, "Cayenne is Paprika's Grandmother. It's latent genes. Don't you know how genetics work?"
Also, spices don't have genders. But still.
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Professor McGonagall loves cats. A lot. Like, in that way.
This theory is reliant on a misprint in the original edition of Prisoner of Azkaban, that changed in future editions - one that involved Crookshanks originally, but then cut him out.
"Other than a boring misprint, the only other possibility is that someone from the future is meddling with time."
The theory concludes that Professor McGonagall has a romantic vendetta against Hermoine's cat, Crookshanks, and that she uses the time-turner to seduce the cat.
We already know McGonagall can transform into a cat, so it's theorised that she would turn into a cat before any form of ~intercourse~.
It's all a bit much, really.
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Bane was on Batman's side the whole damn time.
This theory suggests that the motives of Bane in The Dark Knight Rises are misunderstood. Bane did what he did to encourage Bruce Wayne to give the figure, and idol, of "Batman" to the city of Gotham - taking out the League of Shadows along the way.
This one is actually pretty great, and possible - if you ignore the whole "Bane tries to shoot Batman in the face with a shotgun" thing.
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Pigeon Man from Hey Arnold committed suicide in front of Arnold.
After Pigeon Man's coops are destroyed by vandals, he turns to the edge of the roof and seemingly "flies away". Of course, this theory surmises that this was just Arnold's imagination helping him cope with the fact he just watched a good friend kill themselves.
Side note: Hey Arnold is a ridiculously great and underrated show and you should check it out.
23 Of The Realest Knitting Problems According To Tumblr
I’ve got 99 problems and a stitch IS one, tbh.
When your stomach drops along with your stitch.
Whenever this titanic problem occurs.
When knitting ~feels~ more productive than other procrastination (but tbh is still definitely not your essay).
When you simply CANNOT WORK with the pattern you just downloaded/bought.
17 Charts And Graphs That Perfectly Illustrate Thirtysomething Life
With age comes wisdom… and organization.
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23 Life Hacks According To "Gossip Girl"
Life hack: fake your own death. (Disclaimer: We don’t endorse any of this, xoxo.)
If people think you're an immature girl, wear very heavy black eyeliner to the point were no one can deny your adulthood.
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Don't be from Brooklyn. That's disgusting.
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If you're ever mildly upset about anything, get a revenge scheme in motion.
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Sell your woman for a hotel.
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22 Times Khaleesi's Dragons Understood Your Teen Angst
The Mother of Dragons has nothing on your parents.
When someone picks a fight with your BFF.
STEP OFF, BECKY.
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When your parents are out and you have to fend for yourself.
"Siri, what is 'cooking'?"
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When you get your weekly allowance.
WOO I'M OFF TO THE MOVIES MOM, DON'T WAIT UP.
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