When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die (or you draw).
11 "Harry Potter" Spells Hilariously Reimagined For Foodies
Even Hermione would jump at the opportunity to cast a Wingardium Mimosa spell.
Avocado Kedavra (Avada Kedavra)
Function: Determines if your avocado is ripe enough to make guacamole.
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Muffinliato (Muffliato)
Function: Infuses flavor into the bottom of your muffin so it's as tasty as the muffin top.
Leah MacCarthy
Impeario (Imperio)
Function: Slices your pear into two perfectly symmetrical halves that Martha Stewart would approve of.
Leah MacCarthy
Limos (Lumos)
Function: Instantly extracts the juice from your lime so you can make the perfect margarita.
Leah MacCarthy
The Editor Of The Dictionary Guessed Internet Slang And It Was Wonderfully Weird
What the hell is “on fleek”?!
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Susan is the editor of Australia's Macquarie Dictionary and is widely regarded as one of the world's best lexicographers. She is literally called on whenever there's a dispute about words and their wonderful meanings.
We decided to test Susan's skills by asking her to guess the definitions of what passes for words on the internet.
Here... we... go...
"On fleek"
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Susan: "On a fleeting second of connection online".
Urban Dictionary: "The quality of being perfect, or on point".
Now You Can Buy The House Where F. Scott Fitzgerald Wrote Part Of "The Great Gatsby"
The house, which is for sale in Great Neck, Long Island, is going for nearly $4 million.
The house where F. Scott Fitzgerald used to live in the 1920s is now for sale in the Great Neck neighborhood in Long Island, New York.
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46 Of The Most Beautiful Literary Passages According To Reddit
Ask Reddit, and you shall receive.
I just read the first page of Lolita, and it was just so good that I put it down and appreciated it.
"Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita."
I can't think of anything else that is this beautiful... Maybe the start of Fahrenheit 451.
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