The "Outlander" Drinking Game
♬ Sing me a song, of a glass (of booze) that is gone (because I drank it all). ♬
As you obviously already know, THE OUTLANDER DROUGTLANDER IS OVER ON APRIL 4TH!
PRAISE THE GOD OF ABS.
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And what better way to celebrate than with our Outlander drinking game!
All you need to play are some friends, something (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) to drink, and some sweet, sweet Outlander.
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Poll: Which "Harry Potter" Character Is The Most Dateable?
Let’s find out once and for all.
Harry Potter may be the Chosen One, but is he the one you'd choose to date at Hogwarts?
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What about brilliant Hermione? Or loyal Ron?
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Or any of the other literally ~magical~ characters in the series, for that matter?
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If Famous Authors Used Thesaurus.com Like You Do
Here’s what famous book titles would sound like if you wrote them in high school.
To Deliberately Annihilate a Feathered Creature
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Decamped With the Chinook Gales
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The Personal Moniker of the Fuchsia Blossom
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The Large Carnivorous Feline, the Female Necromancer, and the Apparel Closet
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16 Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Marriage
Don’t believe the naysayers — marriage really can be awesome. This surprisingly heartwarming Reddit thread proves it.
Reddit user IamNotCleverEnough recently posed this question on r/askReddit: "Happily married people of reddit, when did you realize your marriage was awesome and what makes it awesome?"
In less than 24 hours, the question received over 2,260 comments. And they do not disappoint. Here are some of the heartwarming and adorable answers.
(Is it dusty in here, or what?)
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An awesome marriage is one where you can enjoy the finer things in life together.
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Or when you get a kick out of your person's adorable quirks.
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5 Great Books To Read In April
A roundup of recent favorites we’ve reviewed in the BuzzFeed Books newsletter.
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This Dog Just Sent The Cutest Apology To A High School Librarian
Ms. Mabel is a Basset Hound just full of regret.
But as you can see, she was very sorry:
"Ms. Schmitt ~ My mom hid this from me, but I can smell a Pulitzer Prize winner from a mile away. Frankly, I found the ending to be quite disappointing (as you can see). I did all future readers a favor. My mom says it's coming out of my allowance. (I was saving for a new collar).
I'm sorry,
Ms. Mabel"
Don't fret, Ms. Mabel! No one can stay mad at such a cute dog for long.