36 Tiny Yet Heinous Crimes Most Of Us Have Been Guilty Of
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1. Scanning the room to look for more interesting people when you're talking to someone.
2. Texting while walking, especially on a busy sidewalk.
3. Running back to get something you missed "really quick!" as soon as you reach the front of the line at the grocery store check-out (bonus points when there are people in line behind you).
4. Talking (loudly) on your cell phone in public places, like restaurants, trains, buses, and the library.
5. Leaving your clothes overnight in a communal dryer.
6. Removing someone else's clothes from a communal dryer; putting them in a big dirty heap on another machine, or even the floor.
7. Parking over the line.
8. Getting a really good grade on an exam and telling people that you didn't even study that hard for it.
9. Studying really hard for an exam, stress out about it very visibly and vocally for a week straight, tell everyone you're expecting to fail, and then get an A+ on it. Doing this repeatedly, for every exam.
10. Bragging about your own happiness and success in front of a friend who is really down on their luck.
11. Complaining about your own happiness and success in front of a friend who is really down on their luck.
12. Telling someone exactly why their life decisions are flawed.
13. Telling someone why their religious beliefs are stupid.
14. Telling someone why their political beliefs are ridiculous.
15. Telling someone why their favorite sports team sucks.
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