“I just sold my book for one million billion dollars, so consider this my two weeks’ notice.”
I write ... text messages every day.
When I am not at my job that I need to survive.
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No matter what, you’re going to have a great house at the end of it.
HGTV
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“Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
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"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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“You're a wizard, Harry.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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“But you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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“Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here!”
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“I am what I am, an’ I’m not ashamed. 'Never be ashamed,’ my ol’ dad used ter say, ‘there’s some who’ll hold it against you, but they’re not worth botherin’ with.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain."
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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“There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.”
– J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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"It's wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH."
– J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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"There is no need to call me Sir, Professor.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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“'I'm not going to be murdered,' Harry said out loud.
'That's the spirit, dear,' said his mirror sleepily.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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"You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve."
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."
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"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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"'He is dead!' Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers."
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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“Really Hagrid, if you are holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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“Chaos reigned.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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– J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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“Until the very end.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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"Oculus Reparo!"
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"After all this time?"
"Always," said Snape.
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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