EVERYTHING THEY OWN IN A BOX 2 THE LEFT
Breakups suck -- and whether you were dumped or the heartbreaker, they're rarely easy endings. But they are always a great catalyst for transformation. Time for a new chapter, my dude.
So you and I, we're going to revamp your life, now that it has suddenly changed -- we're gonna transfigure the gross feelings into a new space, where only good stuff thrives. So we're gonna get rid of all the stuff that makes you sad.
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Especially your ex's stuff.
Legally I cannot advise you to set fire to their car. However, you can 100% fantasize about it, and live vicariously through Angela Bassett doing so in Waiting to Exhale. I support that decision.
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You know all those tips about getting rid of clutter one thing at a time? Yeah, forget that.
One of the reasons most people hate cleaning is it takes up so much time, all of the time -- we have to be reminded, we have to do it constantly, we'd rather be doing anything else. We're not going to go by the traditional advice you're probably heard before. We're going to try something new.
We're gonna listen to the International Queen of Life Transformations, our Lady Marie Kondo.
This book is a cult. A totally reasonable, scary cult that works, doesn't kill people (a bonus), but does drastically change your life. In this case -- for the better.
Marie Kondo's method -- shortened to KonMari's-- makes decluttering and reshaping your life after a one time, serious undertaking, that doesn't need to ever be repeated. It's radical, but it works: you probably consume more than you discard -- so getting rid of one thing when you've just purchased 3 new things on Amazon isn't exactly going to keep your place an optimal Zen zone.
