Martha Stewart Doesn't Want You To Know She Had Terry Richardson Over For Thanksgiving

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The felonious media mogul and the alleged sexual offender took a photo together that @MarthaStewart48 later deleted.

Martha Stewart took to Instagram on Friday to upload pictures of the Thanksgiving dinner she hosted at her 153-acre Westchester farm.

The festivities also included several famous photographers, among them accused sexual-offender Terry Richardson.

The hostess (or someone else posing as her and writing about her in third person) posted this now-deleted picture to Instagram with the caption: "Todd Eberle, left, Martha, and terry Richardson , right at my farm on Thanksgiving Each brought me an extraordinary flower photo!"

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According to a spokesperson for Porter Magazine, the two met for the first time this year when Richardson photographed Stewart for this spread.

Months after allegations of sexual harassment and assault had been made against the photographer and several major brands distanced themselves from his work, Stewart specifically requested Richardson be the one to shoot her.

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Immediately after the Thanksgiving photo was posted, followers responded with comments about their disappointment.

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31 Holiday Gift Ideas For The Lumbersexual In Your Life

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As told to me by the lumbersexual in mine.

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Stainless Steel Flask

Because fine whiskey should be within arms reach at all times. $27 here.

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Cards Against Humanity Literally Sold Boxes Of Poop On Black Friday

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They called bullshit on the consumer-driven hell-iday in the best way possible.

Cards Against Humanity has never been big on retail sales.

The card game that lets you teach your grandmother about queefing is available to print out for free under Creative Commons license.

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This year, instead of offering any kind of Black Friday sale, the company took all versions of their product off the market for a day and instead offered this:

An actual box of bull feces. For $6.

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Although the opportunity to buy nihilism-branded feces is gone for now, you can still take advantage of their "Ten Days of Kwanzaa or Whatever" sale until Dec. 1.

Although the opportunity to buy nihilism-branded feces is gone for now, you can still take advantage of their "Ten Days of Kwanzaa or Whatever " sale until Dec. 1.

Merry Nothing. And a Happy Go Screw Yourself.

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9 Steps To Becoming A Legit Whiskey Drinker

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Narrated by Ron Swanson and this Quora thread.

Can you tell the difference between Scotch, Bourbon, Whiskey and a punch in the mouth?

If not, this Quora user has the perfect steps to becoming an expert.

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You both need room to breathe.

Use an old fashioned glass. The glass is as wide as it is tall, and give the whiskey lots of air. It also lets you get your nose in the glass so you can smell all the amazing stuff happening in there.

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Keep things one-on-one.

If you really want to learn to detect different flavors in your whiskey, don't mix it with sodas like Coke or Sprite because the sugar and other flavors in the soda will overwhelm the flavor of the whiskey.

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Friends are nice in small doses.

Water is whiskey's best friend...in small amounts. If you've got cask-strength whiskey in a glass, it's going to burn you. Splash a little water in there and you'll be amazed at how much flavor opens up. If you're just starting out, try mixing 3/4 whiskey to 1/4 water in your glass. This will take the edge off the alcohol burn and allow you to taste the other flavors. Carbonated water is a whole other experience because the bubbles change how the flavors reach you, enhancing some and muting others. (If you're used to drinking your booze with Coke, try it with fizzy water sometime.)

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