Here are 12 steps to help you become your somber, sadistic dream girl.
Get pale.
Pallor is necessary. Remove any trace of a healthy glow.
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Why Are The Kardashians Obsessed With Writer Robert M. Drake?
A literary investigation.
Robert M. Drake, also known as r.m. drake, is a Miami-based writer who posts a lot of his work online.
And in the past year or so, the Kardashian girls have taken a liking to Drake's work and repost his quotes on Instagram on a regular basis.
Specifically, Khloe, Kylie, and Kendall constantly post the author's writing, which is something they don't noticeably do with other pieces of literature.
So, why are the Kardashian-Jenners so obsessed with the author?
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According to the man himself, he believes it's because his writing is super relatable.
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These Med Students Will Solve Your Last-Minute Halloween Costume Woes
Halloween made very, very easy.
Turtley Enough for the Turtle Club is a self-proclaimed "make-your-own crappy costume blog" run by a group of Australian medical students.
Like this 30-minute gingerbread house.
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"Costuming is a long-standing tradition amongst Aus med students," creator Karen Freilich told BuzzFeed Life.
It's "a means of escaping high pressure life and letting creativity out" (like in the case of this "Bad News" costume).
"Also anonymity!" she added.
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The tutorials also come with suggested pickup lines, as any worthwhile tutorial should.
For example, if you are masquerading as a berry or bunch of grapes: "I can’t offer you raisins… but I can offer you a date." FOOLPROOF.
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Some are easy, like this 15-minute spaceship costume.
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5 Great Books To Read In November
A roundup of recent favorites we’ve reviewed in the BuzzFeed Books newsletter .
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