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21 Essential Movies To Watch After A Break-Up
Let the binge-healing begin.
"High Fidelity," to remind you why relationships suck.
See where you can stream it here.
"Battle Royale," because watching a bunch of teens kill each other might sort out your anger.
See where you can stream it here.
AM Associates
"Wuthering Heights," where everyone feels just as miserable as you.
See where you can stream a version here.
The Samuel Goldwyn Company
"Kill Bill," because sometimes you just want heads to roll.
See where you can stream it here.
Miramax Films
40 Of The Cutest Holiday Cards You Ever Did See
They’ll open up the envelope and say, “Awwwwwww!”
Oh What Fun
By Hooray Today.
Ice Skating
By Ben Javens.
Hoppy Holidays
By Ryan Bubnis.
19 Gingerbread Houses That Are Nicer Than Your Actual House
Brb, gotta go become three inches tall and edible.
This glimmering confection.
This cottage that won't even require you to pay exorbitant utility bills.
This delightful gingervillage.
This charming farmhouse.
Martha Stewart Doesn't Want You To Know She Had Terry Richardson Over For Thanksgiving
The felonious media mogul and the alleged sexual offender took a photo together that @MarthaStewart48 later deleted.
Martha Stewart took to Instagram on Friday to upload pictures of the Thanksgiving dinner she hosted at her 153-acre Westchester farm.
The festivities also included several famous photographers, among them accused sexual-offender Terry Richardson.
The hostess (or someone else posing as her and writing about her in third person) posted this now-deleted picture to Instagram with the caption: "Todd Eberle, left, Martha, and terry Richardson , right at my farm on Thanksgiving Each brought me an extraordinary flower photo!"
Instagram: @marthastewart48 / Via dailymail.co.uk
According to a spokesperson for Porter Magazine, the two met for the first time this year when Richardson photographed Stewart for this spread.
Months after allegations of sexual harassment and assault had been made against the photographer and several major brands distanced themselves from his work, Stewart specifically requested Richardson be the one to shoot her.
Immediately after the Thanksgiving photo was posted, followers responded with comments about their disappointment.
31 Holiday Gift Ideas For The Lumbersexual In Your Life
As told to me by the lumbersexual in mine.
Stainless Steel Flask
Because fine whiskey should be within arms reach at all times. $27 here.
Cards Against Humanity Literally Sold Boxes Of Poop On Black Friday
They called bullshit on the consumer-driven hell-iday in the best way possible.
Cards Against Humanity has never been big on retail sales.
The card game that lets you teach your grandmother about queefing is available to print out for free under Creative Commons license.
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This year, instead of offering any kind of Black Friday sale, the company took all versions of their product off the market for a day and instead offered this:
An actual box of bull feces. For $6.
Although the opportunity to buy nihilism-branded feces is gone for now, you can still take advantage of their "Ten Days of Kwanzaa or Whatever" sale until Dec. 1.
Merry Nothing. And a Happy Go Screw Yourself.
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9 Steps To Becoming A Legit Whiskey Drinker
Narrated by Ron Swanson and this Quora thread.
Can you tell the difference between Scotch, Bourbon, Whiskey and a punch in the mouth?
If not, this Quora user has the perfect steps to becoming an expert.
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You both need room to breathe.
Use an old fashioned glass. The glass is as wide as it is tall, and give the whiskey lots of air. It also lets you get your nose in the glass so you can smell all the amazing stuff happening in there.
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Keep things one-on-one.
If you really want to learn to detect different flavors in your whiskey, don't mix it with sodas like Coke or Sprite because the sugar and other flavors in the soda will overwhelm the flavor of the whiskey.
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Friends are nice in small doses.
Water is whiskey's best friend...in small amounts. If you've got cask-strength whiskey in a glass, it's going to burn you. Splash a little water in there and you'll be amazed at how much flavor opens up. If you're just starting out, try mixing 3/4 whiskey to 1/4 water in your glass. This will take the edge off the alcohol burn and allow you to taste the other flavors. Carbonated water is a whole other experience because the bubbles change how the flavors reach you, enhancing some and muting others. (If you're used to drinking your booze with Coke, try it with fizzy water sometime.)
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31 Coffeeshops And Cafés You Wish You Lived In
Don’t just get your fix. Get your home decor inspo, too.
The tiled mural at Bean Brothers in Eindhoven.
39 Slumber Party Ideas To Help You Throw The Best Sleepover Ever
More like “stay up all night and have epic fun-over.” Amiright?
43 Awesome Elf On The Shelf Ideas To Steal This Christmas
Because 24 days is a long time to be clever.
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The Voice
No one can hit a high note like an elf. From Picklehead Soup.
The Sketch Artist
Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic has nothing on this elf. From Say It, Don't Spray It.
Frozen
This elf and Elsa are bonding over how little the cold bothers them. From My Mommy Style.
22 Times "Sweet Valley High" Covers Summed Up Sex In Your Twenties
You’re a Jessica in the sheets and an Elizabeth in the streets.
When you're trying to pick the right filter for your Tinder photo.
When he's hot until you actually read his dating profile.
When you say "hello" and he responds with an unsolicited dick pic.
When you're like, "Gay or European?"
21 Reasons To Be Excited That Thanksgiving Is Over
Ban turkey.
For a few days after Thanksgiving, there are leftovers to look forward to.
Recipe: Thanksgiving Turkey Sandwich With A Moist-Maker
And in case you need convincing, here are 19 Reasons Leftovers Are The Best Part Of Thanksgiving.
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37 Awesome "Simpsons" Cameos You May Have Missed As A Kid
A guide to some of the guest spots you might have forgotten.
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